I know what you did last busy season!… (busy season crimes)

Busy season has long gone but, the memories of the crimes still linger.  Most of the crimes took place were stealing – some are qualified thief, some are unqualified thief (just like audit opinions!).

“If it’s not documented, it’s not done” – the ever-famous audit catchword every auditor should remember. And to officially close the busy season, let’s document the widespread crimes last busy season.

And like what the title said, We Know What You did Last Busy Season

You may be one of the following thieves:

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Gusto mo bang umuwi ng alas nwebe? (Frozen – busy season version)

(In the tune of “Gusto Mo Bang Gumawa ng Taong Nyebe” – Frozen.)

“Abby?”

Gusto mo bang umuwi ng alas nwebe?
Alas nwebe ng umaga…
Para lagi kitang nakikita
Mag-FS ka na
Nang di ako nag-iisa

Malapit na ang deadline diba?
Tapos na ba?
Gawin mo na at bilisan
Gusto mo bang umuwi ng alas nwebe?
Di naman saktong alas nwebe..

“Uwi na ako, Anne.”

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A Story of A Guy Who Married A CPA

When I told my parents that I wanted a professional woman as my wife, they got me one… a Certified Public Accountant.  She uses LAST IN FIRST OUT method while taking out the refrigerated food. She thinks I am no good at figure work. Read more of this post

What Accountants Actually Do

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Hilter Works in Public Accounting

Have you ever imagine what if Hitler works in public accounting?  This video will definitely make you laugh a while and forget your problems.

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2 + 2 for Accountants equals…

There once was a business owner who was interviewing people for a division manager position.  He decided to select the individual that could answer the question “how much is 2+2?”

The engineer pulled out his slide rule and shuffled it back and forth, and finally announced, “It lies between 3.98 and 4.02”. Read more of this post

Best Accounting Pick-up Lines

Finding some ways to made your girl accountant fall in love with you more?  Here are some accounting pick-up lines! Oops! It works for guy accountants too…

English Pick-up Lines


B: I am your deferred asset.
G: Why? 😐
B: One day, you will realize your benefit on me. 😉 Read more of this post

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