I know what you did last busy season!… (busy season crimes)

Busy season has long gone but, the memories of the crimes still linger.  Most of the crimes took place were stealing – some are qualified thief, some are unqualified thief (just like audit opinions!).

“If it’s not documented, it’s not done” – the ever-famous audit catchword every auditor should remember. And to officially close the busy season, let’s document the widespread crimes last busy season.

And like what the title said, We Know What You did Last Busy Season

You may be one of the following thieves:

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Breaking: FS Review Comments – Disposed… in Trash

MANILA, Philippines – (Fresh from Ayala Avenue) An audit senior was found worried and disturbed while talking to the garbage collectors picking up trash from the trash bins along Ayala Avenue. Witnesses say that the rattled audit senior tried to scavenge from the trash bins and when the garbage collectors arrived, he tried to stop them and asked them to instead help him to find something – papers disposed by his staff.

Further inquiry to the audit senior disclosed that he is looking specifically for a lengthy financial statements (FS) he reviewed.  His staff allegedly disposed the financial statements when the audit senior left for dinner.  Asked why he is still retrieving the said financial statements disposed, the audit senior answered:

Dalawang araw ko po kasing nireview yun.  Sa 105 pages po kasi na pinareview sa akin, 100 pages po may comment.

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The Busy Accountant (Message Sending Failed)

One night, my friend is working overtime in the office when his girl friend texted.  Supposedly really a sweet conversation but was unfortunately ruined by the situation.  Below are their exchange of texts:

Girlfriend: Hi Babe! I love you.  I miss you already.

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Ang Pagmamahal ng Isang CPA

Ang pagmamahal ng isang CPA ay hindi nagde-DEPRECIATE. RELIABLE, regardless of the face & looks dahil ang prinsipyo nito ay laging SUBSTANCE OVER FORM. COMPLETE, ‘yung tipong wala ka nang hahanapin pa kasi marunong mag-ADJUST. Read more of this post

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