I know what you did last busy season!… (busy season crimes)

Busy season has long gone but, the memories of the crimes still linger.  Most of the crimes took place were stealing – some are qualified thief, some are unqualified thief (just like audit opinions!).

“If it’s not documented, it’s not done” – the ever-famous audit catchword every auditor should remember. And to officially close the busy season, let’s document the widespread crimes last busy season.

And like what the title said, We Know What You did Last Busy Season

You may be one of the following thieves:

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Breaking: FS Review Comments – Disposed… in Trash

MANILA, Philippines – (Fresh from Ayala Avenue) An audit senior was found worried and disturbed while talking to the garbage collectors picking up trash from the trash bins along Ayala Avenue. Witnesses say that the rattled audit senior tried to scavenge from the trash bins and when the garbage collectors arrived, he tried to stop them and asked them to instead help him to find something – papers disposed by his staff.

Further inquiry to the audit senior disclosed that he is looking specifically for a lengthy financial statements (FS) he reviewed.  His staff allegedly disposed the financial statements when the audit senior left for dinner.  Asked why he is still retrieving the said financial statements disposed, the audit senior answered:

Dalawang araw ko po kasing nireview yun.  Sa 105 pages po kasi na pinareview sa akin, 100 pages po may comment.

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Gusto mo bang umuwi ng alas nwebe? (Frozen – busy season version)

(In the tune of “Gusto Mo Bang Gumawa ng Taong Nyebe” – Frozen.)

“Abby?”

Gusto mo bang umuwi ng alas nwebe?
Alas nwebe ng umaga…
Para lagi kitang nakikita
Mag-FS ka na
Nang di ako nag-iisa

Malapit na ang deadline diba?
Tapos na ba?
Gawin mo na at bilisan
Gusto mo bang umuwi ng alas nwebe?
Di naman saktong alas nwebe..

“Uwi na ako, Anne.”

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The Busy Accountant (Message Sending Failed)

One night, my friend is working overtime in the office when his girl friend texted.  Supposedly really a sweet conversation but was unfortunately ruined by the situation.  Below are their exchange of texts:

Girlfriend: Hi Babe! I love you.  I miss you already.

My Friend: I love you more, Babe.  I miss you so much! (message sending failed) Read more of this post

Ang Pagmamahal ng Isang CPA

Ang pagmamahal ng isang CPA ay hindi nagde-DEPRECIATE. RELIABLE, regardless of the face & looks dahil ang prinsipyo nito ay laging SUBSTANCE OVER FORM. COMPLETE, ‘yung tipong wala ka nang hahanapin pa kasi marunong mag-ADJUST. Read more of this post

A Story of A Guy Who Married A CPA

When I told my parents that I wanted a professional woman as my wife, they got me one… a Certified Public Accountant.  She uses LAST IN FIRST OUT method while taking out the refrigerated food. She thinks I am no good at figure work. Read more of this post

Hilter Works in Public Accounting

Have you ever imagine what if Hitler works in public accounting?  This video will definitely make you laugh a while and forget your problems.

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2 + 2 for Accountants equals…

There once was a business owner who was interviewing people for a division manager position.  He decided to select the individual that could answer the question “how much is 2+2?”

The engineer pulled out his slide rule and shuffled it back and forth, and finally announced, “It lies between 3.98 and 4.02”. Read more of this post

Best Accounting Pick-up Lines

Finding some ways to made your girl accountant fall in love with you more?  Here are some accounting pick-up lines! Oops! It works for guy accountants too…

English Pick-up Lines


B: I am your deferred asset.
G: Why? 😐
B: One day, you will realize your benefit on me. 😉 Read more of this post

IAS 69: Accounting for Girlfriends

Objective: 
The objective of IAS 69 is to prescribe the accounting treatment for girlfriends. The principal issues are the timing of recognition of a female friend as a girlfriend, the number of days the relationship can be carried on and any write down in this romantic relationship. It also provides guidance on the methods to be employed to make girlfriend. Read more of this post

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