The Busy Accountant (Message Sending Failed)

One night, my friend is working overtime in the office when his girl friend texted.  Supposedly really a sweet conversation but was unfortunately ruined by the situation.  Below are their exchange of texts:

Girlfriend: Hi Babe! I love you.  I miss you already.

My Friend: I love you more, Babe.  I miss you so much! (message sending failed)

Girlfriend: Hey, Babe, are you busy?

My Friend: Just right.  Can’t just send a message, it always fail. (message sending failed)

Girlfriend: Babe, please text me… Are you busy?  Are you angry with me?  What did I do wrong?

My Friend: No! Just can’t send a message.  I got a network problem. (message sending failed)

Girlfriend: Babe! If you don’t text me, I’ll break up with you!!

My Friend: Oh my God! Just having a problem sending message. (message sending failed)

Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you!!! This relationship sucks.

My Friend: B*llsh*t! F*ck y**!!! (message sent)

I guess you already know what happened next. Hahahaha 😀

Moral lesson:  If message isn’t sent, call. 😛

About leecpa
Orlando Calundan is a Certified Public Accountant. He has exposures in audit of financial statements of entities in various industries such as real estate, food (quick service restaurants), manufacturing, service organizations and BPOs, automotive, holding/investment companies and more. He also has exposure on internal audit engagements. http://calundan.co

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